Catch phrase gospel fail

For your next motivational poster:

“It’s only sacrilege if you mean it!”

Do y’all ever think we could make a gospel themed SNL-like group? We could teach so much bible if we could all acknowledge that some of Christianity is just really funny. It would be so great. I just want to know if we could get a guy dressed like Jesus to bust out of a cake for donations and the love of free cake (and maybe a tax deduction). There’s that one bit in Matthew that Jesus talks about how if people aren’t against you, they are for you in preaching the gospel. I don’t know about y’alls churches, but mine has a bouncy castle. Gonna just leave it at that.


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I am a second-grade teacher and pastor-to-be who loves people. I spend my weekends with friends or wandering the museums of DC alone and with a journal, trying to put words on the places of the soul that still feel wordless. I spent most of my days at school trying to learn patience through my students and running on sheer nerdy passion. I follow Jesus Christ, and savor that as my most important identity--that I am a child of God, as are infinite others, regardless of their other identities. Christ is my one thing.

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