SRsly? #Gifts

Sometimes when I’m bored and I know I’m not going to buy anything, I go to a website called gifts.com and google things that I don’t want or need, knowing that I will not spend anything, because I’m fascinated by gadgets but I don’t care whatsoever.

Because I decided to keep with normality, I went to their dumb gift chooser (by personality tool). Apparently I can be broken down into 50% Super mom, 25% Creative thinker, and 25% Professional.

Some thoughts:

  • Well, as long as I only ever have to be 25% “professional” at any given moment…
  • My ovaries are going to deliver me unto the hot coals of death, aren’t they? From the sounds of it, they have already conspired against me and are just biding their time. How many pieces of silver will it be, ovaries? Please give me til at least like, 27.
  • If I’m 25% creative, then what the hell is the rest?

Lol,

Haley

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haleynoohra

I am a second-grade teacher and pastor-to-be who loves people. I spend my weekends with friends or wandering the museums of DC alone and with a journal, trying to put words on the places of the soul that still feel wordless. I spent most of my days at school trying to learn patience through my students and running on sheer nerdy passion. I follow Jesus Christ, and savor that as my most important identity--that I am a child of God, as are infinite others, regardless of their other identities. Christ is my one thing.

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