Ella was caught in the act of eating birdseed and dragging inside half-eaten compost. First, I told them to pose for mug shots. Then, I told them to get their acts together, because we are taking a family photo. Eventually it just got derpy, like normal. And people still believe dogs aren’t real people. Pssht. Have you even paid attention? Facepalm, I tell you. Also, she’s gonna have to wait several hours to breath her stank compost breath upon me.