Shameless Advice for any boys that may find themselves hopelessly in love with me…

(I make jokes when it’s finally funny and trolololollololol I thought this was pretty priceless. It is true and that is why)

  1. Go to your mother and tell her the full truth.
  2. Listen.
  3. Do whatever God says

Why do we have to make this so complicated, I ask of you? Oh God, it’s still so hopelessly funny.


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I am a second-grade teacher and pastor-to-be who loves people. I spend my weekends with friends or wandering the museums of DC alone and with a journal, trying to put words on the places of the soul that still feel wordless. I spent most of my days at school trying to learn patience through my students and running on sheer nerdy passion. I follow Jesus Christ, and savor that as my most important identity--that I am a child of God, as are infinite others, regardless of their other identities. Christ is my one thing.

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