Two men walk into a bar, and they both order drinks. One man looks at the other man with a little bit of externalized pity, and asks why he chose to order a daiquiri. The other man looks at his contemptible bro, and asked him why the hell he would ever drink Bud Light? The first man looks him up and down, and calls him a pretty kind of f word. The second man looks his new aggressor, and says something trite about his intelligence and ability to pleasure a woman.
Now, who is more of a hypocrite (FYI MY OPINION MY RIDDLE)?
You said they were both men, right? As in, both human beings??
Well then, I’d say neither. They both ordered a drink.