|Small but Happy
|But they’re broken? They’re all broken, to a different degree. You want me to follow the rules that are broken? Will I break?
||Follow the rules
|No. They don’t care or know what’s best for me, they break because they are broken, and they break because they make rules that break, and then they disregard what is broken.
||Follow the group
||Ok, they seem to like the rules. And they like me. They like the group. And they are good because they like me and I like that.
|I already was?? Great, now I’m confused. Did someone break my happiness? Nope, still there. Nice to see you, Happiness. Where should we go? Yeah, that’s sound about right to me.
||Follow your happiness
||Ohhhhkk. Yeah, cool. Just let me find it, okay? I looked under my feet and I looked under rocks and I looked under bills and I looked under my circle of friends and I looked underground and I looked under my family. I looked above my head and I looked above my house and I looked above my neighbors house and I looked above the clouds and I looked above the stars (also under them), and I’m still looking. I’m not really sure where else to look though. I really hope I find it soon.
|Maybe. My heart is pretty great at determining what is broken, but God’s love is greater than my heart, who is a Diva.
||Follow your heart
||Why?? You just said to follow the rules, didn’t you? And to follow the group, right? And I still can’t find my happiness, so why follow my heart if I can’t even find my happiness???
|Why? What is a “hard thing”? Will it help me do good things? Will it help others do good things? Will it help God do good things? Because honestly, I’ve been doing hard things for a long time and the only difference is that I didn’t know how ridiculously hard they have been.
||Do hard things
||I don’t know what a hard thing is, but my happiness must be harder to find, and I still haven’t found the stupid happiness you keep talking about.
|Oh honey, I never had control; take it.
||Give up control
||BUT WHY IF I CAN BUY IT?? STILL LOOKING FOR MY HAPPINESS
|Actually, myself was always me, even when you didn’t like it.
|Public is just a space, mkay? I _____ where I am free to ______ freely, not where this is a ____ing space.
||_____ in public/Don’t _____ in public
||Yes, we have spaces for those. We have public ____ing spaces over there. I hear they’re really nice.
|Shut up. I’ll laugh if I laugh. It’s a riot to me and I could give less craps when I’m laughing about why it’s funny; it just is. Hate to break it to you, but humor isn’t publically defined.
||Don’t laugh if it’s not funny
||Noted. As a side note though, when is it funny?
|They don’t deserve it. I have. They don’t listen though, and guess what? They’re wrong. I’ll keep not listening if they don’t, they’ve got a paying following anyways.
||Listen to the Experts/Specialists
||Ok. How do I do that? Can I talk to them? Ok, I understand. What about read about their knowledge; there’s a place for that, right? Yep, that’ll do it, Facebook seems about right–that’s where my people are.
|You’re going to “fix” what God created?? Riiiiiiight…..
||There’s hope! We can fix you!
|I’m a child of God only, not a _______, so good. Thank God he gives us one label, and it isn’t _____; I’m glad.
||That isn’t what a _____ does
||Please tell me what a _____ does. Oh? Well, then can you show me? No? Well, who is the expert in what a _____ does, surely they will know. I hope their book won’t break my budget, but it’s okay, the truth comes at a price, amirite??
|Hahaahahhhah that one never gets old, now does it?
||Still is still good, right? Ok, I’ve sat.
|Well okay, but I like to share. If you share your silence then I’ll share mine, okay?
||Keep your opinions to yourself!
||Opinions? SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE OPINIONS? NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THE OPINIONS AND NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO HAVE OPINIONS THAT I DON’T HAVE AND I WANT OPINIONS SOMEBODY HELP ME FIND MY OPINIONS BECAUSE MAYBE THE OPINIONS ARE THE HAPPINESS I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AND MAYBE ITS JUST A FANCY EXPERT WORD FOR HAPPINESS. Whatever. This is my last shot anyways.
|Wtfrick…why do you care if I smile?? Aren’t you busy breaking?
|DID I HURT SOMEONE??? WHO DIED??